Exam SMS 2015

Best wishes for exam
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.
Best of luck for upcoming exams
Sorry Yaar lagta hai ye "Exam Wishes SMS" app ke paas galti se aap ke pass pahuch gaya hai
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Oye its 4 U study well, best of luck for upcoming exams

Exams are near
Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best, best of luck for exams

Some one asked about my past
Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

WHY STUDENT FAIL
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

10 marks in Exam
Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Human brain is the most outstanding object
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

SILENCE Is d best Answer
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

The Shortest Relationship
The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam
a. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
...b. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.
......c. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U 

Newton’s latest law:
Newton’s latest law:
To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!! 

You prepared well
You prepared well,
You know it all right,
Just relax over the night.
Morning will come and so will the test
Don’t you worry; you just need a little rest. 

Don’t worry; you’ll learn it all
Don’t worry; you’ll learn it all,
Don’t fear; don’t let your spirit fall,
Believe in yourself, and in what you know,
And tomorrow on your exams your knowledge will show.
Wish you Best of Luck for your exam!