Friday, October 16, 2015

ENGLISH JOKES 2015

Todays Generations
Dady asked his 3 years old son.
Would you like baby brother or a baby sister,
Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl

EID SMS 2015

R U Waiting
R U Waiting 4
My Msg?
.-*-.
( '.' )
=(,,)=(,,)=
Shoo Shweeeeet..
Dont Worry.
How Can I
Forget U?
HERE Comes
My Wish.
Eid Mubarak

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Rose Day SMS 2015

Although We Are Apart
Although We Are Apart,
Trust Me No One Can Stop Me
From Thinking Of You.
May This Valentines Bring Us Much Closer.
Happy Rose Day!

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Get Well Soon SMS 2015

I very well know the reason
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Thank You SMS 2015

For being delighted
For being delighted with my achievements,
For sharing the hard time,
Please, accept my sincere appreciation, my dear friend.

Happy New Year SMS 2015

New Year Expectations For This Morning
May Your Expectations
In This New Year Morning
Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year.
This Is To Wish You A Good Health
That Will Maintain The Energy
To Flip Your Wing
While Soaring Into Greater Heights
Towards Your Destiny.

Good Night SMS 2015

One two three
One two three
Set free from worry
see moonlight N galaxy
Feel sweet dreamy Ecstasy
Have dreams very lovely

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Good Morning SMS 2015

Morning is a gud time
“Morning” is a gud time to
“Remember” all d sweet things & all swt.
persons in ur “Life so Wake Up
with ur “SWEET MEMORIES To See This
Beautiful Mrng.gd mrng

Teachers Day SMS 2015

Thanks for being my teacher
Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge
and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day

Valentine Day SMS 2015

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz
“I LOVE YOU”

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Father Day SMS 2015

Gratitude in Father Day
My dear FATHER!
I owe U the debt of life ,
Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience.
Please accept my gratitude on this very special day,
Although every moment of my life is a gift from you.

Diwali SMS 2015

MAKE YOUR LIFE JOYFUL
MAKE YOUR LIFE JOYFUL
NEVER LOSE HOPE
ALWAYS BE HAPPY WITH YOUR FAMILY
MAKE YOUR ENEMY ALSO A GOOD FRIEND
GET A BLESS FROM GOD AND ELDER
******* HAPPY + DIPAWALI *******
FOR ALL THE HINDU FAMILIES


Sad SMS 2015

Broken is a star tonight
Broken is a star tonight
as tears rolled on 2 my cheeks
they whispered in my ears
let us take ur pain away
broken is a little heart tonight

Romantic SMS 2015

I want U 2 miss me wen U think of me
I want U 2 miss me wen U think of me
I want U 2 miss me wen U think of me,
kiss me wen I'm there.
Hold me like I'm you're everything,
twiddle your fingers in my hair.

Miss U SMS 2015

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai,
Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,
Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Motivational SMS 2015

Good things come to those who believe
Good things come to those who believe,
Better things come to those who are patient,
And the best things come to those who don't give up!

Inspiration SMS 2015

If you think something
If you think something will make you happy,
go for it so that
you won't live your life asking, "what if"
and
telling yourself, "if only".

Good Bye SMS 2015

Friendship is not how long u've been together
Friendship is not how long u've been together
Not how much u've given or receive
Not how many times u've helped each other
Its how u value each other

Love SMS 2015

Agar aapko apne lover k
Agar aapko apne lover k
hath par kuch likhne ka
chance mile to aap kia
likhna chahogay/ chahogi?

1 : I Feel U
2 : I Love U
3 : I Want to kiss U
4 : I Remember U
5 : I Miss U
6 : I Like U
7 : U R My Life
8 : U Like Me
9 : U R My 1st & Last Love.
10: Always love you, Never leave you alone & Fight for your honor

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Exam SMS 2015

Best wishes for exam
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.

Jokes SMS 2015

Height of Shame
Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

Friendship SMS 2015

Best lines said by a friend
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that

Festival SMS 2015

May The Lord Vighnavinayaka
May The Lord Vighnavinayaka
Remove All Obstacles And Shower
You With Bounties Hope Lord
Ganesh Visits You With Lots

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Cool SMS 2015

Sugar melts in water
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so please don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Christmas SMS 2015

It is d month of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès
It is d month of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès,
Snòw n Sòngs,
Çàrols n Joys,
Làughtèr n Lòve,

Friday, September 18, 2015

Best Wishes SMS 2015

Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho

Chocolate Day SMS 2015

This Is A Chocolate Message
*** This Is A Chocolate Message,
For A Dairy Milk Person,
From A Five Star Friend,
For A Melody Reason,

Broken-Heart SMS 2015

I Can See, Hear And Feel
I Can See, Hear And Feel.
I Never Thought The One You Love So Much,
Could Ever Break Your Until It Crumble In Pieces.
I Knew That It Was Possible

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Birthday SMS 2015

Fly in the plane of ambition,
“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,

April Fool SMS 2015

April Fool is a very special day
April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can.
Every prank, sms, msgs is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!

Aniversary SMS 2015

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.