Jokes SMS 2015

Height of Shame
Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

 Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Husband and Wife
Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!

SAMSUNG hai
Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

Jeevan ras peena.. hai
Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I’m so sorry…
Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise…
Aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai

Woh sochte hain
Woh sochte hain ki ladne se aur baat na karne se log bhool jaate hain.
Magar unhein nahin pata ladne se pyar badhta hai aur baat na karne se bechaini badhti hai.
Agree.. ??

University se B.A kar raha hoon
Bus running,
Jhatka laga,
1 ladka 1 ladki pe ja gira
Ladki boli batameez;
Kya kar rahe ho…?
Ladka bola…
University se B.A kar raha hoon. !!

Chale to Chand tak
Teacher- "I love you" ka aaviskaar kis desh me huwa tha??
Boys- China
Teacher-hw?
Boys-esme saare chinese gun hai
na kaoi gaaranty naa koi warranty
Chale to Chand tak na chale to shaam tak

Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

O===SHIT===
Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai.............

Ess k aur mere beech 
Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

Bet on the highlight
santa-I lost rs.1000 in a bet
banta- how
santa-on cricket match, i bet rs.500 and lost.
banta where did the rest go?
santa-I bet on the highlight too.

Transfer it to my account
Don't give importance to money
b'coz
it can give bed but not sleep,
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happines.
So, Transfer it to my account